Setting: Ten minutes after I put her down for nap time. The house is quiet...Mom is thinking about maybe finally making herself some lunch and enjoying a few minutes of peace and quiet.
Plot: 2-yr-old thinks sneaking out of bed to play with mascara and a toilet brush would be way more fun - oh - and stripping off her naptime pull-up and exchanging it for a swim diaper.
Conclusion: Mother YANKING that toilet brush out of her hand, scrubbing her hands with soap three times, washing her face and throwing that naughty child back in bed with a severe warning about what would happen if she dared to get out of bed again.
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Kids!
I'm hosting a blog fest on Thursday called "It's Real Life". Hope you can come over and play! It'll be fun.
That lily is gorgeous!
Seriously, what is up with the toilet brush.? I have to hide mine in the hall closet so Lucy can't get her hands on it. Scarily enough, I heard that most people's kitchen sinks are dirtier than public toilets. Makes you wonder what's going on in those sinks...
BTW, what did you think of last night's back to back Bachelorette? She really tricked us into thinking that she was going to pick Sean (by saying she would have given him a rose at the end of their date). I think she did herself a favor. I'm all about grooming and personal hygiene, but any man that uses more product than most women and owns both a home sauna and tanning booth is more trouble than he's worth.
Oh 2 year olds are so much fun! :) Mine's almost 2, and loves to get into things he shouldn't!! (Btw..I found your blog through Tiffany's)
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